Calling all football managers. If I said there was an entirely safe and legal way to instantly transform the performance level of players beyond anything you imagined was possible, would you be interested? Of course you would. Well stand by because this is it! The winning edge. The zone. The groove. The flow. This is the holy grail you always sought but didn’t know how to get. The magic ingredient that allows a player to feel like a million dollars and perform at the height of their powers every time they step onto the pitch. To achieve their wildest dreams. To fulfil their true potential. This is it. Right here. Now. Truth be told, it’s easily done when you know what you’re doing. And I do because I am an expert in the field who has been working in top sport for twenty-three years.

So if you want far better results than you imagined possible, what on earth are you waiting for? Call me now and challenge me to prove it. I mean, isn’t this exactly what you’re looking for? The holy grail? The winning edge? Consistently better performances? More goals, more wins, more points?

It’s time for ‘Would I Lie To You?’If you think it’s a lie, that’s fine with me, honest. But supposing it turns out to be true, you’d kick yourself then wouldn’t you? Because it doesn’t take much to find out if it’s true or not. Over to you. You decide. True or false? Let me know. No time to waste. I already have loads of admirers and my diary fills up fast in Pre-season.